Q: Why did Silly Billy sit on a clock?

A: Because he wanted to be on time!

Q: What should you do if you find a gorilla sitting at your school desk?
A: Sit somewhere else!

Q: What was the last thing that went through the fly`s mind as he hit the car windscreen?
A: His bottom!

Q: Why are robots never afraid?
A: Because they have nerves of steel!

Q: Why did the chicken leave the chicken Farm?
A: Because he couldn`t stand the fowl language!

Q: What followed the dinosaur?
A: It`s tail!

Q: Have you ever seen a man eating tiger?
A: No, but in the cafe next door I once saw a man eating chicken!

Q: What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A: A lost camel!

Q: Where do tadpoles change?
A: In a croakroom!

Q: What is long, green and goes hith hith?
A: A snake with a lisp!

Q: What bird always succeeds?
A: A cockatoo with no teeth.

Q: What is "out of bounds"?
A: An exhausted kangaroo!

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie, of course.

Q: How mad can kangaroos get?
A: Hopping mad.

Q: Why do koalas carry their babies on their backs?
A: Because it is hard pushing a pram up a tree.

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a lamb?
A: A woolly jumper.

Q: What type of boots do koalas wear?
A: Gum boots.

Q: What do you can a boomerang that does not come back?
A: A stick

Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because the kids have to play inside!

Q: Why was the cane toad afraid to park his car?
A: He was afraid it would get "toad" away!

Q: Why did the echidna cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to see his flat mate!

Q: What do you get when a tasmanian tiger goes to the beach?
A: Sandyclaws!